About Us

WRITING, DRINKING, LAUGHING, THINKING. That sounds almost like a motto!  Turdnugget Teez offers apparel and accessories designed for individuals who want to say something without saying it out loud. We love WRITERS. We love BEER. And we enjoy pondering the meaning of life after we've had some...BEER. Our customers are clever folks looking for clever ways to demonstrate their predilection for word-play and irreverent humor. 

We will never discriminate. If you are a WRITER--a WORDSMITH--then we salute you. We toast all of our fellow soldiers huddled in the querying trenches, no matter what your muse's lubricant of choice might be. Beer, wine, bourbon... mescaline.

All are welcome here, and we hope to cloak you in some duds that express some of the neuroses and angst currently plaguing you. Cheers and best regards.