Gonorrhea And Quicksand

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I personally wear this shirt to all my social events. Not joking. When people see "quicksand" and "gonorrhea" hi-lited in yellow, their curiosity will not allow them to NOT read the rest of the text. Who would have thought that bragging about your brush with gonorrhea could land so many phone numbers? These are weird times indeed.

This super-soft, baby-knit t-shirt looks great on both men and women – it fits like a well-loved favorite. Made from 100% cotton, except for heather colors, which contain polyester.

• 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Baby-knit jersey
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Cover stitched and hemmed sleeves
• Side-seamed

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 30
The Gonorrhea And Quicksand was built with people like you in mind. Something to keep you happy. Every. Single. Day.

Inventory Last Updated: Sep 25, 2020