Shazam! Alprazolam.

Shazam! Alprazolam.

  • $23.00
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Sometimes, sheer contradiction is funnier than hell. If any of these go unsold, I'm gonna gobble them up. I'll give all the 3XLs to my granny and all the 4XLs to my morbidly obese 12-year-old boy.

This super-soft, baby-knit t-shirt looks great on both men and women – it fits like a well-loved favorite. Made from 100% cotton, except for heather colors, which contain polyester.

• 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Baby-knit jersey
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Cover stitched and hemmed sleeves
• Side-seamed

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 30
The Shazam! Alprazolam. is a sensational customer favorite, and we hope you like it just as much.

Inventory Last Updated: Sep 19, 2020